87 Hil(hair)ious Jokes For Naturals

Get ready to curl up and dye from laughter!! You won’t find these super original, super corny hair b-uns anywhere else.

What happens when a hair dryer and a brush get into a fight?

It’s a blow out!

What did the dentist say to the comb?

You have fine teeth!

What did the teacher say to the forehead?

Line up!

Which hairs make the most noise?

Bangs!

How do you know a style is nice?

It waves!

What types of hairs become pilots?

Fly aways!

What did one strand say to the other?

Let's do the twist!

What does an Afro do when it's angry?

Afro puffs!

What does a guy use to clean his car?

A doo rag!

How long can a kink be president?

For one perm!

Why wasn't Jheri invited to the party?

Because the invitation said "No curls allowed!"

Why are scalps so unpredictable?

Because they're flaky.

Why is everyone talking about the news?

Two bobbie pins held up some strays.

What's so special about bantu knots?

They're a part of our hairstory.

What are Florida stylists known for?

Palm rolls.

What makes a scrunchie laugh?

Bun-ny jokes!

Why didn't 4a ask 3b out for a second date?

Because he wasn't her type!

What is a curly girl's favorite room?

The kitchen!

Which hairs catch boogies?

No one nose.

What made Caesar so short?

A big chop!

Which part of the hair is the most flammable?

Side burns!

Why was the hat wet?

Because it was a shower cap.

Why was the comb sweating?

Because it was a hot comb!

What knocked over the tooth brush?

A hard brush!

Why didn't the braids want to be taken out?

Because they were having a bun-derful time!

How do you help a wig having a bad day?

Weave it alone.

What did the spray bottle say on Valentine's Day?

Love is in the hair!

What do you call a cute cut?

A Bob!

What was the blue barrettes New Year Resolution?

A doo-attitude!

What does a door and a mat have in common?

They both get loc'd.

What does a hi-top and a ghost have in common?

They both fade!

What did the comb say to the zombie?

I don't want to dye!

Why were the girl's edges crying?

Because they were baby hairs.

Why did the lint run a red light?

Because he was in a b-rush!

What's the longest day of the week?

Washday!

How do you get a wig to look natural?

Weave it in.

Why couldn't the big braids understand the mini braids?

Because they were French braids!

Why was everyone mad at the headband?

Because it held up frizz!

What happens when a twist out doesn't clean her room?

She becomes a messy bun!

What makes a brush laugh?

Bristles (tickles)!

How did the donkey easily find the horse?

Because of her ponytail.

What do you get when two pigs turn around?

Two pig tails.

Which comb is related to a mouse?

A rat tail.

Which crown leads a pride?

A lion's mane.

What makes hair sticky?

Honeycombs!

Who beat the cheetah in a race?

A hare!

What do you get when a cougar sheds?

A hairless cat!

What did the gorilla nickname his son?

Hairy!

What do monsters use on their hair?

Scare spray!

What did the flat iron say to the naughty boy?

I'll straighten you out!

What's the best style to wear to Mars?

Space buns!

Why is Chewbacca's hair wild?

Because the only stylist is Darth-Braider!

What happens when curls get tangled?

They make a top knot!

What's a rock star's favorite music?

A hair band!

What did the bird say to the old man?

Can you hair?

How did the blow dryer win limbo?

Because it was on low!

When is a hairline like the stock market?

When it goes into a recession!

Why was the curly fro sad?

Because it was always getting teased.

How do you know when a curl is in transition?

It starts off straight and then it spirals

How do you keep from falling a part?

With a little edge control!

How do you make your ends stronger?

With 10 curls!

Why didn't the student pass her hair strand test?

Because her teacher was a tough braider.

What did the clippers say to the flat iron?

You're hot!

What happens when you put flax seed gel in the fridge?

It chills.

Why are barbers never late?

They know all the short cuts!

Where did the client find her hairdresser’s secrets?

Under one condition.

How did the girl get her best brows?

She drew them in.

What do you call a solar-powered shaver?

An eclipse!

What does a stylist always have in their portfolio?

Hair shears!

How do you get your hair back into shape?

Use box braids!

What happened when Eco met Jam?

They gelled.

When did the man become obsessed with his beard?

After it grew on him!

How much do you love your hair?

unCONDITIONally!

Which brush can you find at a cemetery?

A denman.

What can actually be long but feel super short?

Naps!

What do you get when you teach a bonnet the doggie paddle?

A swim cap!

What makes bangs so helpful?

Share spray!

What takes forever, but is always in a rush?

A wash-n-go!

How do you make sure a bald spot isn’t lonely?

Comb over!

What’s the best head gear for surfing?

A wave cap.

Who should a curl go to with its problems?

A shrink.

What happens when you tease a bald man?

He could hairless!

What does the heart of a braider do?

It beads.

What does a loctician and a landscaper have in common?

They both take care of new growth.

What’s the slowest way to pay a natural?

With a length check!

What is a comb’s football dream?

To be top pick!

Why do guys go to the gym?

To get better buns!

Did any of them make you laugh? Which ones were the funniest?

Until next time...

Love The Journey,