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11 Hilarious Gifts For Breastfeeding Moms

Try not to laugh while browsing these hilarious gifts for breastfeeding moms.

1. Breast Plushie

Breast Plushie Soft Breastfeeding Toy | Black Breast Model

Nerdbug sells plushies for anatomy lovers, and we thought this one was hilarious and adorable at the same time.

2. Whip It Out Tank

Hilarious Gifts For Breastfeeding Moms | Whip It Out Tee

This milk maker tank says, "when in doubt, whip it out." It has a beautiful rainbow of lactating breasts coupled with brown hearts. It's 100% cotton and machine washable, which means it'll probably hold up against breastmilk stains.

3. Breast Massager

Mom Cozy has a breast massager that uses heat and vibration to relax those milk ducts. It's a small woman-centric toy that will probably make her smile.

4. Breastfeeding Life Mug

I'm just a girl breastfeeding mug for breastfeeding mums

This high-quality ceramic cup holds 11 ounces of your favorite hot or cold beverage. It reads, "I'm just a girl, stuck under a sleeping child, with a full bladder and a dying phone." It's microwave safe, dishwasher safe, and the message appears on both sides.

5. Milk Machine Tee

Breastfeeding Awareness Month Statement Tee For Breastfeeding Mums

This simple tee comes in two colors and reads, "milk machine."

6. Milk Maker Throw Pillow

double sided milk maker throw pillow with hashtag breastfeeding

This double-sided pillow will let all your visitors know they are in a breastfeeding-friendly space.

7. Mom Bod Casting Kit

Pearhead Store Belly Cast Kit via Amazon

You've seen belly casts, but what about a boobie cast? Create a mold of your mom bod, decorate it, and hang it on your wall so that you can remember it forever.

8. Boob Notebook

Boob 50-page Notebook with Hand-drawn Breast on the Cover by Midwife Essentials on Amazon

This 50-page notebook from Midwife Essentials opens with a 1-year planner, and hand-drawn breasts on the front.

9. Crochet Breastfeeding Models

Handmade Crochet Breastfeeding Models and Teaching Toys | Black Breast Model

These customizable models are handmade with organic cotton and can be used as teaching tools or toys.

10. Therapy Pillows (For Your Breasts)

Bamboobies Therapy Pillows with Flax Seed

I'm sure these are super practical for those who need them, but I got a kick out of the idea that your breast do so much work, they need their own therapy pillows. I've always thought the company name was pretty clever too (Bamboobies).

11. Breastmilk Popsicles

Tovolo Store's Kids' popsicles via Amazon

These popsicle molds are not specific to breastmilk, but I thought they were hilarious, because breastfeeding in the beginning definitely feels like a dinosaur bite. They're easy to use, easy to clean and have a surprise dinosaur skeleton when the popsicle is done. If you have a breastfed child under one, these smaller molds made specifically for breastmilk, may be a better option.

That's the end of my list. I hope you got a kick out of these products. Which one made you laugh the hardest? Which one was your fave?

Until next time...

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